i'm fine, thank you and you .


a bin in NYC after valentine’s day

a bin in NYC after valentine’s day

(Source: iwriterudewords, via kirikira)

— 5 hours ago with 285153 notes

cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.

(via warehouse-41)

— 1 day ago with 166455 notes
thebeautyofmoonlight:

spookynyan:

consultingpsychopaths:

that’s the spirit

OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.THATS THE SPIRIT.THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. 

That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen

thebeautyofmoonlight:

spookynyan:

consultingpsychopaths:

that’s the spirit

OH MY FUCKING GOD DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST FUCKING SAID? DO YOU REALIZE HOW AMAZING THAT PUN WAS? THATS THE SPIRIT???!?!?! THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT YOU DICKSUCKING FUCKBUCKET THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. THAT IS ALCOHOL. NAY, NOT SIMPLY ALCOHOL. IT IS A SPIRIT. YOU ARE LITERALLY LOOKING AT THE BOTTLE OF BOOZE HE IS DRINKING, AND YOU ARE POINTING OUT THATS THE SPIRIT WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY APPLAUDING HIM FOR DRINKING DURING GRADUATION BY SAYING THATS THE SPIRIT. YOU MY GOOD SIR HAVE SUCCEEDED TODAY. YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN MAKING ME PHYSICALLY BOW TOWARDS YOUR GREATNESS.

THATS THE SPIRIT.

THAT IS THE FUCKING SPIRIT. 

That is the best reaction to a pun I have ever seen

(Source: niggablanco, via kirikira)

— 2 days ago with 443601 notes

oliveoilorangejuice:

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

(via kirikira)

— 2 days ago with 336954 notes

getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

(via kirikira)

— 3 days ago with 261672 notes

locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

(via kirikira)

— 4 days ago with 291339 notes
ichigoflavor:

"Let’s now draw the other eye!"  I said to myself confidently

ichigoflavor:

"Let’s now draw the other eye!"
I said to myself confidently

(via ichigoflavor)

— 4 days ago with 66438 notes
becca-morley:

pangurb-c:

itnever—3nds:

If this doesn’t fit on your blog, you’re doing it wrong.


REMEMBERING THIS FUCKING GIF SAVED MY ASS ON A BIO TEST
THANK YOU TUMBLR

becca-morley:

pangurb-c:

itnever—3nds:

If this doesn’t fit on your blog, you’re doing it wrong.

REMEMBERING THIS FUCKING GIF SAVED MY ASS ON A BIO TEST

THANK YOU TUMBLR

(Source: misskerryberry, via kirikira)

— 5 days ago with 488265 notes

dumbfricker:

ihumpedyourcatthen:

MY MOUTH JUST AUTOCORRECTED? I TRIED TO SAY EMOTIONS BUT I SAID “EMO SAUSAGES???”

image

(via kirikira)

— 5 days ago with 46689 notes
"fuck it"
a sleep deprived college student before a major test (via chasseurseul)

(Source: ziver, via asschan)

— 6 days ago with 142921 notes